Pat Litowitz: Oh the hijinks. Carol is taking Mike to Greece, but it’s a surprise. Get this, Mike is surprising Carol with a trip to Japan. Wait for it – the money is coming from the “special vacation account.” Mike gets to the money first and leaves Carol with $8. Carol embarrassed.
And, gasp, Sam the Butcher, that no good rump roast, left Alice. What's worse – I know, how could it get worse – I think Cindy had a face-lift (or it’s a “replacement” Cindy). I don't know how the family will survive. And, well, I'm a little shocked that the Brady kids have procreated. Trip’s off. Calling all Bradys home.
Pat Litowitz: Just learned Marcia's husband, Wally, lost his job, and Carol's real estate client is upset with Mike – who is the architect on the project – over safety issues. Now the kids are fighting about going home. I'm concerned.
FB Friend One: I watched it too! What I couldn't get over was how dorky they seem now when I hung on the Bradys' every word as a kid LOL
Pat Litowitz: Seems Mike is drinking a little more wine than usual.
Pat Litowitz: FB Friend One, this is real life. Hee. Hee.
Pat Litowitz: Mike just lost his contract. Peter is making out with his boss in her office. Dominatrix. That's all I'm saying. Oh great, Bobby left grad school. Jan is such a bitch. Greg is a doctor – boring.
Pat Litowitz: Pizza Hut commercial.
FB Friend Two: Whores!!
Pat Litowitz: Looks like Marcia's husband is hugging Mrs. B a little too long. Also, he's showing off chest hair.
Pat Litowitz: Second Pizza Hut commercial. Appears I can get better job by attending ITT.
Pat Litowitz: Tree decorations with strings of popcorn. Now Wally and Bobby telling lies and Alice crying. Obnoxious grandkids. Jan's husband is an ass. Wally and Marcia sleeping in separate beds. Jan making husband sleep in pullout filing cabinet. Bobby's secret life as racecar driver exposed.
Pat Litowitz: Peter wearing floor-length pajamas. Now all the kids are sharing their secrets. Cindy wants to be treated as an adult. Get over yourself.
Pat Litowitz: Cheerios commercial. www.shoemint.com
Pat Litowitz: Uh oh, looks like bitch Jan and ass hubby starting to make up. Pie eating with Brady boys and Wally in kitchen. Carol senses something wrong with kids. Mike poo poos her.
FB Friend Three: Stop talking about my relatives like that...lol
Pat Litowitz: Jan fesses up about pending divorce. Now they’re back in love and horny. Mom Brady suggests it’s OK for them to have sex. Wally getting new job.
Pat Litowitz: Silk ties $25 at JCP. Tryschoolconnection.com – get e-book.
Pat Litowitz: Mike's speech at dinner table – "We're family." Now everyone is confessing. Alice wonders where pies are. Cindy whining about not being treated as adult. Carol responds. Cindy asked to sit at big table. She declines. Pies still missing. Bobby comes out to family – “It's what I need to do." Simultaneous marriage proposal between Dominatrix and Peter. Everyone happy. Pie mystery continues.
Pat Litowitz: Phone call. Cave in at construction site. Mike needed.
Pat Litowitz: Specials at Macy's. Price match at Toys R Us. Third Pizza Hut commercial.
Pat Litowitz: Two men trapped. TV crew on scene. Mike goes after them. (The men not the TV crew.) Two men emerge from wreckage. Mike still in wreckage. TV crew back on air. *Brady flashback* (Back to reality.) Carol sings. Family sings. Mike safe.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Pat Litowitz: P.S. Sam and Alice back together. God bless us all.
FB Friend Four: You enjoyed that wayyyyy tooooo much!!
And, gasp, Sam the Butcher, that no good rump roast, left Alice. What's worse – I know, how could it get worse – I think Cindy had a face-lift (or it’s a “replacement” Cindy). I don't know how the family will survive. And, well, I'm a little shocked that the Brady kids have procreated. Trip’s off. Calling all Bradys home.
Pat Litowitz: Just learned Marcia's husband, Wally, lost his job, and Carol's real estate client is upset with Mike – who is the architect on the project – over safety issues. Now the kids are fighting about going home. I'm concerned.
FB Friend One: I watched it too! What I couldn't get over was how dorky they seem now when I hung on the Bradys' every word as a kid LOL
Pat Litowitz: Seems Mike is drinking a little more wine than usual.
Pat Litowitz: FB Friend One, this is real life. Hee. Hee.
Pat Litowitz: Mike just lost his contract. Peter is making out with his boss in her office. Dominatrix. That's all I'm saying. Oh great, Bobby left grad school. Jan is such a bitch. Greg is a doctor – boring.
Pat Litowitz: Pizza Hut commercial.
FB Friend Two: Whores!!
Pat Litowitz: Looks like Marcia's husband is hugging Mrs. B a little too long. Also, he's showing off chest hair.
Pat Litowitz: Second Pizza Hut commercial. Appears I can get better job by attending ITT.
Pat Litowitz: Tree decorations with strings of popcorn. Now Wally and Bobby telling lies and Alice crying. Obnoxious grandkids. Jan's husband is an ass. Wally and Marcia sleeping in separate beds. Jan making husband sleep in pullout filing cabinet. Bobby's secret life as racecar driver exposed.
Pat Litowitz: Peter wearing floor-length pajamas. Now all the kids are sharing their secrets. Cindy wants to be treated as an adult. Get over yourself.
Pat Litowitz: Cheerios commercial. www.shoemint.com
Pat Litowitz: Uh oh, looks like bitch Jan and ass hubby starting to make up. Pie eating with Brady boys and Wally in kitchen. Carol senses something wrong with kids. Mike poo poos her.
FB Friend Three: Stop talking about my relatives like that...lol
Pat Litowitz: Jan fesses up about pending divorce. Now they’re back in love and horny. Mom Brady suggests it’s OK for them to have sex. Wally getting new job.
Pat Litowitz: Silk ties $25 at JCP. Tryschoolconnection.com – get e-book.
Pat Litowitz: Mike's speech at dinner table – "We're family." Now everyone is confessing. Alice wonders where pies are. Cindy whining about not being treated as adult. Carol responds. Cindy asked to sit at big table. She declines. Pies still missing. Bobby comes out to family – “It's what I need to do." Simultaneous marriage proposal between Dominatrix and Peter. Everyone happy. Pie mystery continues.
Pat Litowitz: Phone call. Cave in at construction site. Mike needed.
Pat Litowitz: Specials at Macy's. Price match at Toys R Us. Third Pizza Hut commercial.
Pat Litowitz: Two men trapped. TV crew on scene. Mike goes after them. (The men not the TV crew.) Two men emerge from wreckage. Mike still in wreckage. TV crew back on air. *Brady flashback* (Back to reality.) Carol sings. Family sings. Mike safe.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Pat Litowitz: P.S. Sam and Alice back together. God bless us all.
FB Friend Four: You enjoyed that wayyyyy tooooo much!!
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